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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
yaboku-hafuri
jehovahhthickness

Praying that $1500 randomly comes to you when you need it the most this year.

cowboybootsandunderwear

Rebloging because, no shit, I just recieved a scholarship for $1500…

jehovahhthickness

Ayyyyyy I’m here for it

valyavalkyrie

Please, so I can have money for the doctor and kinesiology

jehovahhthickness

I hope you get more than that.

thefourtwentytimes

that $1,500 would help my situation immensely right now.

j0hnny-d3pp
soljua

reasons i haven’t replied back:

- i’m socially exhausted
- i don’t have the time right now
- i don’t know how to reply
- i have a bad memory and got distracted
- i’m having a depressive episode and don’t have the energy to socialise

not reasons i haven’t replied back:

- i’m ignoring you just because
- i hate you
- i’m fed up with you
- i don’t want to be your friend anymore

superbeans89
squided

WHEN WILL PEOPLE FUCKING REALIZE THAT

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MEN

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ALSO

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ARE

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GIVEN

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UNREALISTIC

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EXPECTATIONS

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DO YOU HAVE ANY FUCKING IDEA

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HOW IMPOSSIBLE IT IS

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TO LOOK LIKE THIS???

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IT’S 100% FUCKING ILLOGICAL TO EXPECT MEN TO HAVE THIS RIPPED SIX-PACK ABS AND BE SKINNY AND HAVE PERFECT SKIN AND FACIAL COMPLEXION!  MEN ALSO EXPERIENCE BEING UNCOMFORTABLE WITH OUR BODIES ALL. THE. FUCKING. TIME.

squided

I’m bringing back the REAL post.  For those of you who care enough about how body image issues effect BOTH MEN AND WOMEN and how ignoring men with eating disorders or who have depression or deep insecurities because of their body image is not just ignorant, but it’s horribly insulting.  Making fun of this post means you are telling men who feel degraded that they should feel bad about themselves and that they don’t mean anything.  For everyone who reblogged the posts that made fun of this original post, shame on you.  I’m very disappointed.  Please share the original because this is an important issue.

Also raised to my attention is I neglected to add people of color to this post, I am sorry for my negligence so I shall add bonus images here of unrealistic expectations for men of every race, I chose Men’s Health Magazine because it’s extremely popular in telling men how to look:

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emile8

No, guys, you don’t understand. I just got so relieved seeing this original post again that I nearly cried.

nicthefanboy

Bless the blog that brought the original back!

safety-officer-barto

Here’s the original post without some of you asshats changing the pictures

ladywordfighter

This is actually the VERY FIRST TIME I’ve seen the original post, which goes to show how quickly people turned it into a joke. I confess that I did laugh at some of the absurd replacement images in the other versions, and I feel guilty for that now because I, like many, was missing an extremely important message.

To all of my male followers who struggle with self-esteem: I support you too. Even though I’m really quiet and have a bad habit of going weeks or months without posting, I WILL be there for you if you come to me wanting to talk or just vent. That’s a promise.

xxleondraxx

Another thing to note that in all, ALL, of those pictures the men are actively flexing. And often such defenition for shoots is exaggerated by dehydration, airbrushing and photoshopping. That chiseled look isn’t a look you can acheive at rest without literal implants. Here are 2 examples of flexed vs relaxed:



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And you know what? Dollars to doughnuts none of the above muscular looking guys are as strong as these men:



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These are strongmen. These are the bodies of men that train for strength, not defenition. These guys can practically lift cars and drag trains.


So men of the world that get depressed about not looking like you just stepped off a magazine cover, relax. You don’t have to look like that. You are handsome, beautiful and fantastic the way you are.

mwagneto

I’m sorry to add to this but this last addition is really fucking stupid?????? Yes your muscles will be more visible if you flex them but I still have biceps/a six back regardless of if I flex or not. If you have excess fat on your belly then flexing will make your abs more visible but those 2 men in the pics you provided are obviously pushing their stomachs out

Also funny how you preach about male positivity but then immediately shit on skinny men with muscles and instead say that real strong men look like the pics above??? Just a thought

xxleondraxx

Oh bless your heart, you poor child. Allow me to elaborate on a few things since you so miserably missed the point.


A) Just because YOU have defined biceps and abs doesnt mean it’s an easily attainable goal for many. Every body is different. Some men achieve muscle definition easier than others with varying degrees of effort. Just because you personally have achieved a toned look doesnt mean boo. Think outside of yourself for about 2 minutes, child. The world doesnt revolve around you.


B) I never mentioned the word ‘skinny’ nor anything putting down skinny men with muscles. I said ‘strongmen’ not ‘strong men’. There is a difference. Men of many different body types can be strong, even deceptively so. A ‘Strongman’, not a 'strong man’, is like a baseball player. They’re an athlete. They train for a certain goal. In their case, strongmen train for absolutely absurd levels of physical strength which go above and beyond what most men of any body type are normally, without intensive training, remotely capable of acheiving. Put a Mr. Universe contestant against a Strongman contestant in a strength and stamina contest and the strongman will win every time because Mr. Universe contestants don’t train for strength. Just for defenition. Strongmen dont dehydrate themselves for a look (which the actors in movies like 300 and Magic Mike had to do to achive that chiselled look). Function over form. That’s what strongmen train for.


C) “I can see their gut so they’re clearly pushing out their stomach and not just doing a mixture of relaxing and slouching into a more comfortable position” is just completely ignorant. Go stand yourself in front of a mirror and completely relax your back, shoulders and abdominal muscles. You’re gonna see some gut past that supposed 6 pack.


D) I direct you to the very last paragraph of my addition, which doesn’t exclude any body type. It doesn’t even exclude Mr. Universe or male movie star type bodies.


Now to anyone seeing this post again, I urge you to ignore this child, whom thinks that just because he has acheived a look that it’s that simple. For many it is not.

Men and boys out there, don’t be depressed if you don’t look like you just stepped off the cover of a magazine. Relax. You are handsome, beautiful and fantastic the way you are, and no matter what you look like, you are someone’s Mr. Universe.

sarcastic-crustacean
superhell

i fukcing hate this show

sugarkillsall

This is the best scene in the entirety of IZ imo it’s literally perfect

partlysmith

according to the staff commentary for this episode, the script actually called for heavy traffic to be rushing past Dib and Zim in this scene, which is why they’re shouting at each other, and you can even still sort of hear the sound effects

but then, for whatever reason, in the finished episode they just

forgot the cars

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superbeans89
sushinfood

I KNEW IT. I KNEW THIS DAMN GAME WOULD STILL BE A BUGGY MESS LIKE THE FIRST. THE ONLY DIFFERENCE IS IT LOOKS SO MUCH MORE REAL NOW THAT I FEEL LEGITIMATE SADNESS FOR NPCs GETTING BULLDOZED BY FAUNA.

maggiekarp2

deer do that irl though

trilllizard666

yeah, deer genuinely are that stupid

mojave-red

Yeah they do run people over

5779

finally some realism in video games

wildoutlawsix

No you city folks just don’t get it. My sister literally once stopped her car in the middle of the road cause there was a herd crossing and one got scared and jumped on her car and cracked the windshield

frigidmusings

As someone living in a rural area, I can confirm; deer are truly that stupid.